COCKUMBER : source of orgasm gone wrong in private university

We all know the rules in our various private universities for example :

• opposite sex hostel is off limit.
• no adam and eve a.k.a boyfriend and girlfriend.
• no sitting close to the opposite sex  around the school except classrooms.
• you must not be caught with your opposite sex after six o clock, some seven varies on the uni and so many more foolish rules like that that push students to the limit.

       What they don't understand is that they are making kids do messed up things, i won't be surprised if this whole Gay ish started in a private university.

     

       As we all know trust our girls now they will always find a solution to cure konji, tho this condition went wrong in a prestigious private university.

      

       Sources told #chuckysblog that this chick was in her hostel on a very sweet afternoon doing her thing with her cockumber when she slipped and fell living the whole vege inside her, she tried removing it on her own and ended up breaking it allowing the other half of the fruit to be trapped inside her, she called out for help when it became critical, she was then rushed to the university clinic where she is still receiving treatment.

       

       This chick if she escape being expelled from the university omo make she go do thanksgiving because i doubt she will be left just like that. as at yesterday we recieved information that any fruit or vege in the shape of a dick is now contraband, like banana, carrot etc.

         So if you really wanna know the university all you gotta do is ask your friends who are in private universities, he/she might probably tell you the university this whole shit went down because #chuckysblog ain't spilling more than this ;) .