All males have gotten one at one time or another, and it is nothing short of uncomfortable. Poorly timed boners are the worst!
#1 Hat Down, Dong Up
This guy put the hat down on his face and went into full wet dream mode. If only there was not a group of people four feet to his left waiting to snap an awkward boner pic...
#2 BieBoners
Bieber may be nearly invincible, but apparently the one problem money cannot solve is the problem of the unavoidable awkward boner.
#3 What Time is It? Boner Time!
If you are going to wear one of those speedo-shorts contraptions, you better be ripped and you better be damn sure you have control over your boner.
#4 Sleeping and Bonerific!
A sleeping person should be off limits from candid boner snapshots if you ask us, they are the most defenseless form of boner haver!
#5 Pitch a Tent!
This kid's decision to just let the boner go full boar is a questionable one, most of us would have flipped it up in the waistband about one picture ago.
#6 Mario Gotze, World Cup Legend
Mario Gotze recently scored the game winning goal in the World Cup Final and boy was it a beauty. It was fortunate for him because before the goal this photograph was his claim to fame.
#7 Pink Boner, Still a Boner
No doubt the full body pajamas was the comfortable choice, and maybe it turned out to be a little bit TOO comfortable.
#8 Ballerinos Like Chicks Too
Male ballerinas, or ballerinos as we like to call them, have an unfair reputation for being a little bit on the feminine side. Not this guy, he is 100% man, no doubt about it.
#9 Spandex, No Weiner Goes Forgiven
Spandex is an absolutely merciless fabric when it comes to exposing a man's junk. Some of these look a little too perfectly boner-y to be true, but we also know the power of spandex to highlight a man's junk.
#10 Is There Something Distracting You?
He just asked for your phone number, why does she look so uncomfortable? Could be the throbbing penis in her face, just sayin'.
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