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It's almost here! On April 14 we'll finally be able to play GTA 5 on PC. We hope the PC edition will prove to be the definitive, most graphically polished edition of the game. Driven slightly mad with anticipation, we modded GTA 4 into GTA 5, tried to get our hit from this collection of 10 games and considered why GTA 5 will be better on PC than anywhere else.

Let's step back for a moment and take a proper look at what the game is, and why it's so exciting. Who do you play as? What do you do? How does the online mode work? What's new for the PC version? We answer these exact questions in the pages to come.

THE STORY


After starting with a failed bank robbery in snowy North Yankton during the prologue, the story jumps forward nine years to San Andreas. All three main characters have their own goals, but fate and a series of bad decisions cause their paths to intertwine. They not only have to fight off the attentions of several rival gang factions, but also deal with a government power struggle between the Federal Investigation Bureau and the International Affairs Agency, as they work together to pull off a string of increasingly audacious heists that will hopefully secure their freedom.
Main Characters


Following the prologue, the first character you take control of is Franklin Clinton. A former street hustler turned repo man for a local car dealer, Franklin is looking to earn better money but is inexperienced when it comes to committing crimes. Next up is Michael De Santa, a retired professional criminal suffering from a midlife crisis. Michael came to Los Santos to escape his past, but it's not long before it starts catching up on him. Finally we have Trevor Philips, a psychopath living in a caravan out in rural Sandy Shores. Mentally unstable and prone to fits of rage, Trevor is trying to build a drugs and guns empire out in the sticks when the return of an old acquaintance changes everything.

Character Switching



During the course of the story you are able to switch between available characters at will by selecting them from the Character Wheel. Swapping from one character to another will trigger a Google Earth style cutscene as the camera pulls out high above the map, before moving to the new location and zooming back in, often discovering the new character in interesting or humorous situations. Each character has a special ability which can be triggered to help out in different situations—Franklin can slow down time while driving to perform tight maneuvers, Michael can activate a similar bullet time effect in combat to line up easier headshots, and Trevor enters a state of invulnerable rage to soak up large amounts of damage while also increasing the power of his attacks.

Story Missions



The main missions are marked on the map with the character's initials, and you'll need to switch to the relevant protagonist to trigger them. These missions often come in sets that can be completed in any order you choose, but you'll need to finish them all before the next set unlocks. Although many of the missions are character specific, there will be times when two or all three come together, requiring you to switch between them at various points to utilise their different skills.

Heists



During the course of the story you'll carry out a number of heists, and these set pieces always begin with a mission to scope out your intended target. Once you've gathered the necessary intel you'll be taken to a planning board where you can decide on your approach, normally a choice between being stealthy and going in guns blazing, to determine which set up missions follow and how the heist will play out. You also get to pick any additional crew members needed to carry out the score, and your selection here is crucial—using rookies increases your risk of something going wrong and losing money, but hiring professionals means paying out a higher percentage cut of any ill-gotten gains.

Side Missions and Activities



In addition to the story missions and heists, each character also has a set of Strangers and Freaks missions triggered by meeting all sorts of colourful NPCs marked as ? marks on your map. You can purchase and manage properties, visit the flight school and shooting range to improve your skills, or keep an eye out for the 50-odd random events that can occur as you travel around. For the completionists there are a ton of collectible items to find, as well as various aerial challenges and the classic GTA stunt jumps.

THE WORLD


GTA 5 is set across the sprawling fictional state of San Andreas, which is divided into several distinct regions. You begin in Los Santos, a dense and affluent city in the south bearing more than a passing resemblance to Los Angeles. The centre is full of skyscrapers and celebrity culture obsessed billboards line the streets, but look a little closer and you'll discover a city of extremes that includes impoverished gang 'hoods and a large homeless encampment, hidden beneath the shelter of a major freeway.

Head north through the hills of Los Santos County, or along one of the freeways and you'll make your way to Blaine County, a much more rural area comprised mainly of deserts, forests as mountain ranges. Among the scattered villages and farms you'll find the towns of Paleto Bay, Grapeseed, and Sandy Shores. The latter serves as a home and a base of opportunity for Trevor Philips, who makes creative use of the Sandy Shores airfield.

There are plenty of sights to see across San Andreas. These are some of the most interesting places to visit:

Del Perro Pier



Sat between Del Perro and Vespucci beaches, the world famous Del Perro Pier attracts visitors from far and wide, and at night it lights up like a neon beacon. As well as featuring several restaurants and a viewing platform at the far end, it also hosts the Pleasure Pier amusement park. Here you'll find the Ferris Whale big wheel and Leviathan roller coaster, both of which can be ridden for a small fee.

Vinewood Boulevard



Located between Downtown and East Vinewood, this lively street is the perfect place to go celebrity spotting. Follow the Vinewood Walk of Fame pavement stars to the Oriental Theatre, where you'll find plenty of street performers out to entertain you—and the crowds of tourists that regularly gather here.

Vinewood Sign



Set high in the Vinewood Hills, the iconic Vinewood Sign is visible from most locations in Los Santos and is a symbol of its excesses. If you make your way up to the sign you'll discover that each letter has a ladder up the side of it, leading to a platform at the top which affords excellent views across the city.

Mount Chiliad



Towering over the surrounding Blaine County, Mount Chiliad is the tallest mountain in the state. To reach the summit you can either trek up the long and winding paths or, if you're not feeling so energetic, simply take the cable car that runs from Paleto Bay to the west. At the peak you'll find an observation deck, along with several dirt bikes and a wooden ramp, but most interestingly you'll also spot a strange mural within the cable car station—what could it mean?

GTA ONLINE

Getting Started


When you first enter GTA Online you'll be presented with a police station lineup screen, which represents the character creator. Here you begin by choosing your character's parents from a selection that includes some familiar faces from prior Rockstar games to determine your basic appearance, then further customise it with a wide array of sliders until you achieve your desired look. If you previously played GTA Online on any of the console platforms you also have the option to import your existing character, which you can do at any time, but only once—so make it count!

The Online World



Once you have your character established, you're dropped into the online world via a tutorial presented by Franklin's partner in crime Lamar. This introduces the basics, but you're quickly set loose and left to your own devices across the entire GTA 5 game map. Each online session can contain up to 30 players, and by forming crews with your friends using Rockstar's Social Club you can meet up and complete tasks together.

Reputation Points



In order to progress in GTA Online you need earn Reputation Points (RP), which are used to level up your character. This experience level is shown as your Rank, and increasing it will unlock new weapons, additional customisation options, plus more activities and jobs to take part in. The quickest way to gain RP is by completing jobs, and there are many of these to choose from.

Jobs



Jobs in GTA Online fall into two main categories. The first encompasses traditional modes, including variants on races, deathmatches, capture the flag, and horde mode. In these you compete against other players, and your final position determines how much RP you receive. The other is Contact Missions, which you receive by text message from NPCs you've previously met. These are played co-operatively with others, as you take on different roles to complete objectives together and earn RP for your group performance.

Activities



As well as jobs, there are plenty of other activities to take part in online. You can hold up convenience stores and rob armoured trucks as they drive around the city, or attack local gangs by assaulting their territory. You can challenge other players to impromptu races or initiate one-on-one deathmatches with them, but be warned—being too aggressive will increase your Mental State and highlight you on the map as a target for others to take down. For a more pleasant pastime, you can always play a round of golf or a few sets of tennis with them instead.

GTA$



The other important factor in GTA Online is GTA$, which you receive for completing jobs and activities. Most of the shops from single player are available, and you can spent your cash in these to buy fresh clothes, get a haircut, or have a tattoo inked to further customise your character. Ammu-Nation is the place to head and purchase new weapons, as well as stocking up on all important ammo and body armour. Once you've accrued enough GTA$ you can even buy your own apartment, giving you a place to rest and chance clothing, as well as somewhere to store vehicles if it has a garage attached.

Online Heists



This is the big one! Completing online heists requires a team of four players (all at Rank 12 or above) working together to bring home the score. One player must own a high end apartment as these contain a planning room, and they are designated leader by initiating the heist from here. They then recruit the rest of the team and embark on a series of set up missions, where players take on different roles to complete tasks leading up to each high earning heist finale. Initially there are five heists available, and these can all be replayed once completed.

NEW FOR PC

4K Support


GTA 5 on PC is promising to be the definitive version and will look better than ever. With the right hardware it will go up as high as 4K resolution to deliver incredibly detailed visuals. Those with monster gaming rigs will be pleased to hear that there's also support for up-to-triple monitor configurations.

New Music



On top of the 15 diverse music radio stations (and two talk radio stations) that already feature in GTA 5, the PC version is getting an extra music station called The Lab. This will feature brand new tracks composed by The Alchemist and Oh No working with Woody Jackson and Tangerine Dream, who together created the original score heard during a number of key missions in the game. The Lab's additional set of music spans multiple genres and will "weave together a musical journey that covers every corner of the fictional world of Grand Theft Auto V".

Video Editor



Another new feature being added to PC GTA 5 is the Rockstar Editor, and although not much known about this yet it will provide a complete set of editing tools for "recording, staging and editing original custom videos" in-game. You'll be able to add soundtracks to these custom clips using music from debut radio station The Lab, which can then be published directly to Rockstar's Social Club and YouTube. Given the wealth of skits, movie homages, and stunt compilations that console players have already managed to create.

System Specs



As announced in January, these are the specs you should be rocking if you want to get the best out of GTA 5 on your system:

Minimum specifications:


OS:Windows 8.1 64 Bit, Windows 8 64 Bit, Windows 7 64 Bit Service Pack 1, Windows Vista 64 Bit Service Pack 2* (*NVIDIA video card recommended if running Vista OS)

Processor:Intel Core 2 Quad CPU Q6600 @ 2.40GHz (4 CPUs) / AMD Phenom 9850 Quad-Core Processor (4 CPUs) @ 2.5GHz

Memory:4GB

Video Card:NVIDIA 9800 GT 1GB / AMD HD 4870 1GB (DX 10, 10.1, 11)

Sound Card:100% DirectX 10 compatible

HDD Space:65GB

DVD Drive

Recommended specifications:

OS:Windows 8.1 64 Bit, Windows 8 64 Bit, Windows 7 64 Bit Service Pack 1

Processor:Intel Core i5 3470 @ 3.2GHZ (4 CPUs) / AMD X8 FX-8350 @ 4GHZ (8 CPUs)

Memory:8GB

Video Card:NVIDIA GTX 660 2GB / AMD HD7870 2GB

Sound Card:100% DirectX 10 compatible

HDD Space:65GB

DVD Drive

Stay glued to PCGamer.com for more GTA 5 PC details in the run up to launch. GTA 5 is out on April 14.












In advance of the release of the latest Avengers movie, Hot Toys has been putting out some fine hero replicas, including this stealth-suited Stark.




It only takes a few minutes to move in to your new smartphone, as long as you push the right buttons.


Switching phones has always been kind of a pain, and smartphones didn't so much make things easier as create different problems along the way. If you're an iPhone user planning to grab a Galaxy S6 or Galaxy S6 edge, it's not going to take you long to notice how moving from one ecosystem to the other isn't exactly as simple as entering in a username and password. Not to worry, though, we've got everything you need right here.

The biggest challenges when moving from iOS to Android is making sure you're not jumping through hoops on the simple stuff. Contacts, email, social networking, and any photos or files you want to move over. As long as you still have your iPhone nearby, all of this stuff is a breeze once you know what buttons to push.



Inmate Walks Free After Emailing Release Instructions to Prison Staff

An inmate who was in prison for multiple charges of fraud is apparently up to his old tricks. Posing as a senior court clerk, Neil Moore, 28, used an illicit mobile phone to email fake bail instructions to prison staff, who released him. Well, that's embarrassing.

Moore was being held at Wandsworth Prison in the UK for persuading organizations to give him nearly 3 million US dollars, by posing as staff from Barclays Bank, Lloyds Bank and Santander. In his most recent deception, which a trial judge describes as "ingenious," Moore set up a fake web domain closely resembling that of the court service's official address. He used it to email the prison's custody inbox with instructions for his release. The deception was uncovered three days later, when solicitors went to interview Moore, only to find him gone.

Apparently, Moore felt guilty about his latest, because he surrendered himself only three days after he was discovered missing. He'll be sentenced on April 20th for 8 counts of fraud and one count of escape. For his next trick, Moore will spend 20 years tunneling himself out with a rock hammer.[BBC News via Slashdot]





The annual Showcase of the Immortals is upon us, and one of two things will happen when World Wrestling Entertainment rolls into Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara for WrestleMania XXXI: Roman Reigns will ascend the WWE mountain and become the new face of the company's bright future, or Brock Lesnar will conquer another challenger to his throne.

Either way, fans are sure to be buzzing at the conclusion of the event, which will kick off at 7 p.m. ET/4 p.m. PT on both pay-per-view and theWWE Network. The pre-show, which will feature the Fatal 4-Way for the tag team titles and the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal, begins at 5 p.m. ET/2 p.m. PT.

Sting will see his first in-ring action inside a Vince McMahon-owned ring as he battles Triple H, The Undertaker will return to the squared circle as he wages war with Bray Wyatt, and John Cena will attempt to wrest the United States Championship away from the mighty Rusev.

The young stars in WWE will be on display, sharing the ring with established veterans. While fans are likely to focus on the here and now, it is the long-term health of the company that will be affected in the show's wake.

With no clear winner in the main event, and an undercard rife with potential show-stealing contests, one thing is for certain: The 31st incarnation of McMahon's grand creation should prove interesting, intriguing and wildly entertaining.




Credit: WWE.com



News and Potential Spoilers

A fan report posted on WrestlingInc.com noted that during a Saturday appearance at Axxess, Sheamus possibly teased a heel turn:
One fan in attendance noted that Sheamus came out to a huge pop but teased a heel turn. Sheamus said there will be no more laughing and no jokes when he comes back. He also talked about how it was fun knocking Daniel Bryan around. While Sheamus did "heel it up" in the ring, he stayed around and posed with fans and signed autographs on his way out.


Fan reports are always tricky, largely due to the fact that a lot can be lost in translation between said fan and the website filing the report. If the news proves correct, it would seem as though WWE is not even hiding the idea that the Celtic Warrior will, in fact, undergo a character transformation when he returns to television.

Given the recent video packages promoting his comeback, that could be as soon as Sunday's WrestleMania telecast.




The Irishman has long been one of the most talented in-ring workers. His series of matches with Big Show were inexplicably great, and his matches with Rusev, Dean Ambrose, Alberto Del Rio, Dolph Ziggler and Cesaro have helped establish him as one of the most talented heavyweights in the industry.

At the same time, his character has become extremely stale. The corny jokes did nothing to help him stand out at a time when the edgier Superstars like The Shield and Wyatt have dominated airwaves.

If the report is accurate and Sheamus has already teased that the smiling, laughing character that wore out audiences a long time ago is a thing of the past, fans will be in for a treat when the former world champion injects some life into booking post-WrestleMania.




Credit: WWE.com



Match Card
Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal: Featuring The Miz, Damien Mizdow, Kane, Big Show, Mark Henry, Ryback, Curtis Axel, Fandango, Zack Ryder, Adam Rose, Titus O'Neil, Darren Young,Viktor, Konnor, Heath Slater, Goldust, Sin Cara, Erick Rowan, Jack Swagger and NXT Superstar Hideo Itami
Fatal 4-Way Match for the WWE Tag Team Championship: Tyson Kidd and Cesaro vs. The Usos vs. The New Day vs. Los Matadores
Randy Orton vs. Seth Rollins (with Jamie Noble and Joey Mercury)
Ladder Match for the WWE Intercontinental Championship: Daniel Bryan vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. R-Truth vs. Dean Ambrose vs. Bad News Barrett vs. Luke Harper vs. Stardust
Paige and AJ Lee vs. The Bella Twins
The Undertaker vs. Bray Wyatt
United States Championship Match: John Cena vs. Rusev (with Lana)
Sting vs. Triple H
WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match: Roman Reigns vs. Brock Lesnar (with Paul Heyman)



Predictions
Ryback wins the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal.
Tyson Kidd and Cesaro retain the tag team titles.
Seth Rollins defeats Randy Orton with assistance from J&J Security.
Daniel Bryan wins the intercontinental title.
Paige and AJ Lee defeat The Bella Twins.
The Undertaker defeats Bray Wyatt.
John Cena wins the WWE United States title.
Sting defeats Triple H.
Roman Reigns wins the WWE World Heavyweight Championship.




Credit: WWE.com



The Brock Lesnar Factor

The most intriguing story to watch Sunday night will involve Roman Reigns, Brock Lesnar and the WWE World Heavyweight Championship.

All signs, from the very beginning of the feud this past January, had pointed toward Reigns becoming the face of the WWE by knocking off Lesnar and winning the heavyweight title.

A lack of excitement from the crowd in regards to Reigns, coupled with the fact that Lesnar re-signed with WWE this past week, leads some to wonder whether or not the company would consider keeping the title on The Beast Incarnate and maybe continuing to establish the champion as a special attraction.




It is a solid idea in that Lesnar is one of the last legitimate draws still in the industry. He has not been overexposed in the way that other Superstars on the roster have been. When he pops up on Raw or appears on a pay-per-view to defend his title, it still means something because it is not an everyday occurrence.

Keeping the title on him while simultaneously building up the midcardtitles, making them the centerpieces of live events and weekly television, would be a fresh bit of storytelling that would enhance the importance of all three championships.

If the tremendous marketing of Reigns in the Bay Area is any indication, he will be leaving Santa Clara with the gold around his waist.

Should the company have any second thoughts, the option for Lesnarto continue his dominance over WWE certainly exists.



Gen Muhammadu Buhari of the All Progressives Congress (APC) has won all the five local government area so far declared in Kano by the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC).
The result is being declared at headquarters of the INEC in the state capital. Daily Trust reports that Buhari got 23,451; Jonathan polled 4,997 votes in Kibiya.
In Gabasawa, General Buhari polled 31,499 votes and Jonathan got 3,840; in Albasu, Buhari polled 34,572, Jonathan 3,047; Bagwai, Buhari got 28,755 and Jonathan polled 8,159 and in Kunchi Buhari got 24, 542 and Jonathan went with 2,921 votes.
The former military general expressed happiness over yesterday’s election, he described it as an “excellent “‘ arrangement put in place by INEC for the polls.






The man of the moment, Patoranking, is the cover star of Made magazine’s March 2015 issue as he is styled by Tokyo James and photographed by Reze Bonna in a rich purple coloured suit by Bosi & Charles.

Talking about the issue, editor Tokyo James says ‘In this months issue, MADE addresses not just the election that is around the cover but also focuses on PATORANKING on his world domination. Pato talks more on his debut album and how to pick the girls the right way. After a very long list, we finally came down to the true 50 sexiest women of the 21st century which goes along with the 5 people you should never take sex advice from. Also in this issue is an exclusive release of men’s wear designer, MAXIVIVE’S wet 2015 campaign which is just right about the approaching raining season.’


Read excerpts from Patoranking’s interview below:

On his greatest achievement: My greatest achievement so far? Hmmm. Moving my family out of the ghetto. I used to dream of the day that I would be able to get a place for my family and put them in a better environment.

On what he’s still looking for: Winning my first Grammy. By God’s grace, I will reach and bless that stage too. For Nigeria, for Africa, for reggae music.

On picking up a girl: Be yourself, Try to make her smile, Make sure your breath is fresh, Be honest with her, Ask for guidance from above.





Thursday



This video come straight from Russia, where Maxim and Warner Bros. Interactive teamed up to drop the Mortal Kombat X Shaolin trailer.

The trailer spotlights Kung-Lao, Kung Jin and Liu Kang, along with plenty more gory kills. Oh, and we finally get a sense of Mortal Kombat X's story. In this latest take in the franchise, Raiden's past champions from Earthrealm have risen from the dead and are under the control of Shinnok, the former Elder God.





Looks like the most recent update of Grand Theft Auto V for Xbox One and PS4 has included some graphical downgrades as seen in the video above. A post on reddit seems to indicate Rockstar didn't plan for this and its support team is trying to provide a fix. Players are reporting the fix doesn't work and Rockstar support is "full of shit."

This comes just a few weeks prior to the release of the PC version of Grand Theft Auto Vwhich will most assuredly have the best graphics, be it by Rockstar or modders. We have asked Rockstar for comment and will update pending response.

GTAV DOWNGRADE | 1.08 VS 1.00 | Comparison [reddit]





The public beta for an upcoming Halo: The Master Chief Collection content update, designed to tackle ongoing matchmaking and party system issues, is canceled. Matchmaking has been busted in myriad ways since The Master Chief Collection's launch in November on Xbox One, and Microsoft-owned development studio 343 Industries has issued a handful of patches to address these problems already -- this update is expected to be a big one. In January, 343 said that "given the scale of the update," it would invite Xbox One Preview Program members to test out the patch ahead of launch. And no, that's not the normal way these things work.

Yesterday, 343 reversed that decision, writing in a new post, "After further evaluation, the team has determined that final testing for the content update will be completed internally, and we will not be conducting a beta test for the next CU." Additionally, 343 said that preparing the beta would delay the actual patch (and that would be sad for owners of the game, of course).

There's still no release date for the content update, and this week's post reiterates that the patch will focus on matchmaking and party issues, plus other items that will be detailed in the future.




The co-creator of the service behind Beats music has launched a game that plays on the public's love for shows like X-Factor and Glee. Called Chosen, it lets users either record and upload their performances, or act as judges to give other musicians the old Simon Cowell treatment on video. As in the televised versions, the cream of performers and judges will rise to the top of the rankings and get... well, bragging rights, anyway.



On one hand, the app's promise to let judges "become the ultimate tastemakers" or turn performers into local big shots is a bit crass. On the other hand, the new venture looks like a clever way to marry social apps to our obsession with talent competitions. Either way, app creator David Hyman certainly has the bonafides, as he also built the Mogmusic streaming service that eventually became Beats Music. (Unfortunately the transaction turned messy, and Hyman ended up suing Beats for $20 million following Dre & company's Apple deal.) Chosen is now available for free on iOS, but could be monetized later with in-app purchases, according to Re/Code.









While us girls like to argue about being the better s*x (obviously), we’re the first to admit that boys have it so much easier. And, as if we didn’t hate boys enough, we’re also jealous of the laid-back, stress-free lives they seemingly lead.




Obviously there’s a crazy amount of cool things that come with being a girl but sometimes, the everyday monotony of dealing with life gets a little overwhelming.
We’re a pretty complex gender and often fail to determine what exactly we even want half of the time. But, given the number of things we simultaneously juggle, can you blame us?
I’ve got a list as long as my arm, which I’ll refrain from boring you with, but I’m sure most girls will nod in agreement at these simple but spot-on situations.
So, sit back, grab a tissue if you’re on your lady cycle, resist the urge to text back the assh*le if you’re having boy problems and ditch the Instagram explore page for just a minute.
Because here, my friends, are the 10 things we hate most about being girls:

1. Hormones

Not only is it bad enough that Mother Nature makes us bleed for five consecutive days, she also throws in stomach cramps and a backache for fun. Oh, but it doesn’t stop there.
We also have these unpredictable chemical substances that decide to erupt without warning.
Common symptoms include feeling fat 24/7 and uncontrollably sobbing into a tub of ice cream for no apparent reason.
If you think you might be experiencing hormones, grab your best friend, a blanket and some serious comfort food.

2. Childbirth

While we have a secret love for periods because it means we’ve avoided pregnancy for another month, when we finally do decide we’d like a family, we have to push a small human being out of a small hole known as a v**ina.
I don’t know about you, but the last time I checked, my lady hole didn’t look like a big enough exit.
I’m well aware of the power of pelvic bone expansion, but it genuinely makes us never want to have s*x again.

3. Boys

We like boys but we also sometimes hate them with every bone in our body.
I know there are some good eggs, but the majority of the time, it seems as though they’re few and far between.
We can’t seem to decide whether they actually just don’t ever think, or whether every move is calculated and intentional.
Whatever the rationale is behind it, we’re all kind of sick of the modern-day dating attitude. If you want our attention and respect, don’t be a man-hood.

4. UTIs

We don’t know how the hell cystitis was ever invented, but we do know that it hurts like hell.
The inflammation of the bladder certainly doesn’t sound healthy, and it’s one of the most common lady problems with which we have to deal.
The battle between desperately needing to wee, but knowing it will feel like you’re pissing fire shouldn’t be a ramification of enjoying s*x or not urinating five times a day. Thank God for cranberry juice.

5. Bitchy girls

This one’s a snore. We thought that when we left school, bitching would subside and every girl on the planet would just cuddle and be friends. But apparently, it’s not cool to smile, be polite to or compliment other girls.
It’s not fun to constantly be met with resting bitch face 24/7, but maybe us basic bitches with manners haven’t caught on to the let’s hate every single girl who breathes trend yet.

6. Instagram explore page

Oh my God. Can we not? There are two real issues with this place. First, it makes us depressed that we’re not skinny, tanned goddesses with perfectly-winged eyeliner and eyebrows on fleek.
Second, when we subconsciously double tap, it’s always on the photo that has about 12 likes as was posted by that girl you know, but don’t really know, who now probably thinks you stalk her. It’s an addictive, guilty pleasure that we just can’t seem to kick.

7. Shaving

Boyfriend-less winters are fab because we can practically start a fire with the friction, but when summer rolls around, (or adult sleepovers, whatever tickles your fancy), it’s a whole different ball game.
We’re not really sure if boys or general members of the public really care, but we like to have, or at least pretend to have, a little bit of pride in our appearances.
We’re still not really sure whether silky-smooth legs are worth the multiple razor cuts we endure.

8. Weight Gain

“Thinkin’ ’bout dat summer body, but also ’bout dem tacos” – sound familiar? We love to eat, but we also love to look good.
The struggle is real. We could eat everything in moderation, but it’s much more fun to eat in excess and privately nurse a food baby afterward.
A moment on the lips really is proving to be a lifetime on the hips, which is made even more depressing when you realize it takes about half an hour on the treadmill to burn off half a Mars bar.
Let’s just go back to the Insta explore page and cry into cake because after all, it’s the things we love the most that hurt us the most.

9. Breakouts

These really are the bane of our lives. They come when you’re on your period, off your period, happy, sad or just generally breathing.
What’s more is that they have the power to make us feel like absolute sh*t. There’s no way to have a positive attitude toward zits and there’s certainly no way to embrace them.
We just have to use half a tube of concealer and a 2008 side fringe to try and cover them. Note to self: Don’t ever tell someone she food on her face — it’s probably a zit.

10. Overthinking

Overactive brains are probably the most common girl problem because whatever we do, we just cannot stop thinking and it drives us crazy.
We go over every tiny detail in our heads and generate answers to questions we’ll probably never get asked.
We run through completely fictional scenarios and conjure up the most kickass comebacks just because. Tip for any of you boys: If you ask a girl what she’s thinking and she says nothing, run.






After much anticipation, Rihanna released a new single early Thursday and tweeted the news to her 42.7 million followers. To hear it, you’re going to have to download the Dubsmash video messaging app from the iTunes store or from Google Play.



Head to Dubsmash for my new single #BBHMM!! http://t.co/epMtBf34Rh

— Rihanna (@rihanna) March 26, 2015



The rumors around her much-anticipated eighth album — her first in over three years, have been swirling for awhile but intensified on Wednesday with a somewhat mysteriousInstagram post.

It’s just the single for now, but hopefully the album is coming soon.




Thugs armed with machetes, guns and other weapons were said to have besieged the area as early as 6am today




Riot breaks out in Oshodi on Thursday, March 26


A riot  broke out in the Oshodi area of Lagos State, according to reports.

Thugs armed with machetes, guns and other weapons were said to have besieged the area as early as 6am today, March 26.

The attackers were said to be wearing hoods while shooting sporadically and harassing residents.

The violence is also said to have spread into the Costain and Maryland areas of the state though these reports have not been confirmed.





The cause of the violence has not yet been determined but rumours have it that the chaos is being 

orchestrated by members of the Oodua Peoples Congress (OPC).


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Picture this – you get back from work, shower, eat dinner, peck your spouse goodnight and fall asleep. Sounds familiar right?

Well, at Durex they believe your love life should be more than that – they believe it can be better. Way better!

That is why Durexlabs has been working to make sure you and yours have more than what you do now. They have come up with the solution, and surprisingly, it is something you have had all along.

Press play and discover what it is.




Watched it? Now you know! – It’s the OFF button.

The world’s leading sexual wellbeing brand sparked mass speculation on March 3rd by teasing an imminent technological breakthrough in partnership with Siren Mobile to improve people’s sex lives around the world. Hundreds of thousands of people visited the ‘Durexlabs’ website to find out more, with excitement amplified by global media and social networks.

But in a moving and enlightening video released this week, couples who volunteered to test the technology, eager to give their love lives an uplift, were surprised to learn the answer lay in a simple switch that had been right in front of them all along – the off button.

Here are some of the quotes from the interviewees, commenting on how technology diminishes their sex life,


“In the last few months, I’ve tried to have a ban on her using her phone in the bedroom … We’re now trying to use the bedroom for just sleeping and sex.”

“When the first iPhone was purchased by him I used to call it the third person in our marriage and I hated her with a passion, she used to sit between us, and I really disliked her… it has become a third arm for a lot of people.”

“I’ve not delayed sex, I’ve faked an orgasm to speed it up to get back to work.”

“She loves her technology I’m not going to lie, she loves her phone. Sometimes it does feel like it’s a relationship with her and her phone, she loves her phone and she’s never really away from it.”

The video, which received 765,025 views in its first 24 hours, follows some of these beta testers on their emotional journey, highlighting the serious issue that we are becoming enslaved to technology. It has been released alongside a study by Durham University commissioned by Durex, which reveals that pervasive use of technology in relationships is seriously impacting how often we have sex, even cutting intercourse short and causing tensions in relationships.

Researchers from Durham’s Centre for Sex, Gender and Sexualities revealed that a whopping 40% of those interviewed have delayed sex because of technology, largely smart phones and tablets, with others reported hurrying sexual activity in order to respond to messages. Moreover, a third of the couples interviewed admitted to interrupting sex to answer their phone. One participant said:


“Sometimes I’ll be on Facebook and he’ll be on a sporting app while we are both in bed; we realize that we are literally sitting in bed together, but living in different worlds.”

Ukonwa Ojo, Head of Global Brand Equity at Durex:


“With technology playing such a pivotal role in our personal lives and relationships, we set out to explore how it could be utilised in a positive way to enhance our sex lives, but in doing so we discovered the most effective answer was the simplest. After consulting countless experts, academic research and endless qualitative interviews, the solution turned out to be a simple one – we should disconnect to reconnect.“

“We are encouraged by the response to the campaign and film, particularly as we approach Earth Hour. We hope it will go some way to reconnect couples that have let technology compromise their connection with each other.”

Susie Lee, the app entrepreneur and CEO of Siren Mobile, has been a central part of the project’s implementation. Lee said:


“Of course, tech can never really replace human interaction. True chemistry comes from intimacy. “So whilst we need our tech – it has enhanced our lives, enabling us to reconnect with old friends, reach wider social groups and meet new people – we need to recognize the times and places when social networking doesn’t enrich our experience. We really need to learn to focus on each other in the bedroom, rather than on our smartphones or tablets.“

Dr. Mark McCormack, Co-Director of the Centre for Sex, Gender and Sexualities at Durham University, comments:


“Technology has revolutionised our lives and smart phones are now central to the organisation of romantic relationships, from establishing them to maintaining love and affection when couples are apart.”

“What this research reveals and the point the video makes is that technology now consumes our relationships at a much deeper level. It’s made its way into the bedroom in more ways than we imagined, often with benefits, but also coming with potentially serious costs to relationships, as it can cause frustration and tension, and encroach on sexual activity.”

The research, conducted by Durex in association with Durham University, can be found here: http://dro.dur.ac.uk/14770/

Key Stats From The Qualitative Interviews
40% (12 of 30) have delayed sex because of technology (most phones, but a couple tablets/laptops)
A third (10 of 30) participants have answered their phone during sex

About the Research
In-depth interviews were undertaken in February 2015 with 30 people from across England. Participants were aged 18-55, and were required to have been in a relationship for at least one year. All participants were heterosexual, and there were a diverse make up in terms of class, ethnicity, age and educational background. Ethical approval was gained from Durham University, and the full report can be found at Durham Research Online.

About Durex
Durex® is the #1 sexual wellbeing brand worldwide. The brand not only produces condoms which exceeds global testing standards, but also offers pleasure gels, lubricants and personal massagers. With over 80 years of experience in the bedroom, Durex is dedicated to inspiring lovers to love sex safely. That is why Durex will never stop innovating with new products that enhance the sexual experience, helping couples get closer and go further together.

For more information, go to www.Durex.com





If you work in an office environment, you probably know a few people—maybe a lot of people—with two smartphones. One is a personal phone full of pictures of the family, games, social networking, and sports stuff, and the other is a company-issued smartphone full of e-mail, appointments, contacts, and documents. With two phones, your IT department has full control over your work data and can remotely wipe it, and they never get to see your personal pictures or other information. It's a workable setup, but the downside is all the duplication—you have two phones, two chargers, and almost no free pocket space. The other alternative is BYOD—Bring Your Own Device—in which the IT department takes over and installs a bunch of company software to your personal phone.

There is a better way, though, and it's called a "dual-persona smartphone"—a way to have separate work and personal data on a single device. Blackberry was the first to have it baked into the OS in BB10, but in terms of OSes that users actually want to use, it's been left up to often-clunky third-party solutions.

With Android 5.0, Google laid the groundwork for dual-persona support right in the OS with "managed profile" APIs, and now there's a more complete solution from the company called "Android for Work."








We've got good news for you... though it may actually be bad news, depending on how you feel about Hollywood anime adaptations. That live-action Robotech movie might actually happen now that Sony Pictures has officially fished it out of limbo and snapped up its rights from Warner Bros. In fact, the studio's looking at it as a potential film franchise à la Transformers instead of just as a single movie. A handful of new people have also joined the project, including producers Gianni Nunnari and Mark Canton (300, The Immortals), as well as scriptwriter Michael Gordon (300, GI Joe).

However, that also means Tobey Maguire, who was slated to produce years ago, is out. Sorry to break it to old-school anime fans who wanted to see him and best bro Leo DiCaprio play Rick Hunter, Breetai or any other character. Robotech, by the way, is the collective name of three different sci-fi/mecha anime series spliced together to be shown on American TV in the 1980s. It features a lot of robots, alien invaders, good-looking heroes, an intergalactic pop star and even an epic love triangle. Since Sony Pictures hasn't revealed any solid details about the project yet, we'd love to hear who you think should star in the movie(s).




Ascon Oil released this statement of their official Facebook page.

Ascon Oil Fire Outbreak: No Life Lost. Fire Contained
The fire incident at Ascon Oil filling station at Lekki Phase 1 this afternoon has been contained. Contrary to earlier speculations, the main building and the reservoirs are unaffected. The incident emanated from a discharge at the point of offloading product from a tanker, engulfing two tankers and some vehicles parked by the road side.

It was an accident compounded by the current fuel scarcity in the country with ASCON OIL being one of the few stations with a reliable steady supply even in times of scarcity. No life was lost to the incident, the pumps are intact and emergency fire service officers were already on site containing the flames as at the time of this report.


ASCON OIL wishes to reaffirm its commitment to serving its customers even in the face of accidents of this nature for which a company of its pedigree is always prepared. Residents and passers-by showed solidarity with the company as they contributed in no small way to contain the flames.






No, this isn't a new 300-series card. It's Sapphire's R9 270X.



According to sources close to AMD, KitGuru reports, the company plans to debut its new line of Radeon R9 300-series graphics cards at Computex, the annual computer expo held in Taipei, Taiwan in June. This means the company's new GPU family won't arrive until later than expected, as it was originally planned to debut at CeBIT next week.

The original plan, sources say, was to debut at least one 300-series card at CeBIT this month. But the announcement likely would have disrupted sales of AMD's current offerings, namely the R9 290-series. It's a bit of a catch-22. AMD wants to debut new hardware, so as to not fall too far behind Nvidia's ever-growing lead. But doing so stalls sales of older hardware, prompting a price drop, which in turn makes it harder to sell the new offerings.

With the move to Computex, AMD will likely roll out a full lineup of new Radeon R9 300-series cards. These will feature the company's high-bandwidth-memory, and are expected to rival the current top-end offerings from Nvidia.

“We are confident that as we get into the second half of 2015 with the launch of that [new graphics] product, we will gain back the market share which is low from my standpoint and historically,” said Devinder Kumar, chief financial officer of AMD during a recent conference. “We need to be significantly higher than where we are right now.”






The American porn star competed against two other women one of which was the former world record holder who had sex with 759 men in a day.


She achieved this record by having sex with 919 men over a period of 12 hours.
That would mean she spent only 45 seconds having sex with each man, which is about 13.5 seconds longer than is often necessary.


On the day Lisa Sparks won the competition by only 21 men…






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